Magical Girl Pretty Ruri
Episode Eleven: A Dying Love
By Tailkinker and Kitsy
tailkinker@home.com, kitsy@home.com



   *DISCLAIMER*
   Warning:   Java compilation error.  Insufficient  coffee.
Due  to  this, none of the characters, situations and  sites
belong  to  the  authors of this story.  They are  currently
just used to explore the effects of sleep deprivation.  This
time, we WILL harass and harm gerbils.
   
   "More  and more, this is seeming like one of those Pretty
Soldier anime I've been watching.  Omoikane dragged  up  the
Thirty-Seven Laws of Anime for me once, and things here have
been  following  these  laws.  Such as:   Just  when  you're
absolutely, positively certain that you know who's  on  what
side, someone will defect.
   "Is Tsukumo telling the truth?  Or is he lying?  Or is he
just an idiot?"
   
   Tail Kinker and Kitsy present
   Magical Girl Pretty Ruri
   
   Episode Eleven:
   A Dying Love
   
   "Ruri!  Get up, you're gonna be late!"
   Ruri  sat up and groaned.  "I dunno why I bother  setting
that stupid thing...it never works anyway."
   "If  you'd just use your alarm clock, instead of  relying
on  that  thing..."  Her mother opened the closet  door  and
tossed  a school uniform on the bed.  "Now get dressed,  and
come down for breakfast."
   Ruri blinked.  "What alarm clock?"
   "The Hello Kitty one I bought you for Santa Day."
   "Oh...that."   Ruri started struggling into her  clothes,
and  made a mental note to thump Omoikane later for  leering
at her.
   "Where is it, anyway?"
   "Well, I was being very good and cleaning my room, and  I
put  the clock on the windowsill to keep it out of the  way.
And Omoikane, here, well..."
   Omoikane glared at Ruri.
   "Ruri, where's the alarm clock?"
   "Umm...Tokugawa  district  landfill,  most  likely.    It
didn't   really  hold  up  under  a  two-storey  drop   onto
concrete."   ~Especially  considering  the  speed   that   I
launched it.~
   Her mother sighed.  "Well, I guess I'll have to get you a
new alarm clock."
   "Please...let me."
   "Well,  all  right.   We've  got  to  go  shopping   this
Wednesday, to get you some new clothes--"
   "Don't I have more than enough clothes?"
   "Who  said  that?  Anyway, we need to get you some  stuff
for  the  Rainy Season break - a swimsuit or two,  a  summer
dress, you know - as well as some new sandals.  And you have
got to get rid of that nasty nightshirt.  We'll get you some
pajamas while we're at it."
   "Great."   ~  Please, no Cat Suit, please, no  Cat  Suit,
please, no Cat Suit...~
   "Something you'll look cute it."
   ~I'm doomed.~  She finished dressing, grabbed her bookbag
and headed for the stairs.
   "Megumi's  not  here  yet,  so  you  might  as  well  get
something to eat."
   "Hai."   She  headed for the kitchen.  "I  don't  believe
this.   I'm  actually  gonna get  to  eat  breakfast!"   She
grabbed a bowl and dished out some rice.
   "Hey, Ruri!  I'm here, let's go!"
   "Baka."
   Megumi  was  leaning against the screen door,  waving  at
Ruri.  Ruri turned and `bi-da'd her.  "You can wait until  I
finish breakfast."
   "In three minutes, Akito will walk down Fourth Street, on
his way to work.  If we leave within the next twenty seconds-
-"
   Ruri dropped the bowl, grabbed her bento and ran for  the
door.  "Let's go!"
   Usagi  dropped  the armload of laundry as Ruri  tore  by.
"Ruri, your..."
   *SLAM*
   "...breakfast?   I  really wish  you  wouldn't  slam  the
door."
   "Meow."
   
   * * * * *
   
   "Ow!  My arm!"
   Ruri  let go of Megumi's arm, and the taller girl  rubbed
her  shoulder, wincing.  "You've got a hell of a death  grip
there."
   "Sorry.  I guess I'm a bit excited."
   "I guess so.  Wow.  You're normally ditzy, but this is  a
new all-time record for you."
   Ruri  paused at that.  She considered the last two  weeks
of  her  so-called life.  "Wow.  You're right.  I have  been
acting...oddly."
   "Well, not oddly.  Not for you.  Just...excessive."
   Ruri  shook  her head.  It was all so wrong!  She  didn't
act  this  way,  not  normally.  This was normally  Yurika's
bailiwack.  But looking back at it, she couldn't see any way
she might have acted differently.
   And that really, really scared her.
   *I really AM becoming a Magical Girl.*
   She  shuddered.   "Maybe  it's from  lack  of  sleep  and
insufficient food."
   
   * * * * *
   
   The  walls were hung with red tapestries, each bearing  a
silhouette  of  an insect.  Before him was a massive  marble
scarab,  carved  to accomodate a person, as  a  throne.   On
either side of the throne was a brazier, and in front of it,
a low-set crystal ball.
   Akara  leaned  forward  in the throne,  gazing  into  the
crystal ball.  "Genichiro..."
   Genichiro  faded  into view in a spray  of  glitter.   He
bowed deeply to Akara.  "Yes, my Prince."
   "What  has  transpired  here?  One  of  my  most  trusted
Generals has defected, and another has become obsessed  with
hunting him down.  And no ki is gathered!"
   Genichiro sweated;  Prince Akara was not a volatile  man,
but  nor  did he suffer failure gladly.  "My Lord, you  have
not  yet assigned me the task of gathering ki.  Instead,  my
task  has  been  security.  And Tsukumo  has  breached  that
security."
   "I  did not assign you to hunt down and kill Tsukumo.   I
assigned you to watch him.  Up until very recently,  he  has
been quite efficient at gathering ki."
   "My Prince, I only did what I thought was--"
   "I  have not assigned you to thinking, either.  You  must
simply obey."
   Genichiro very wisely decided to shut the hell up.  "Yes,
my Prince.  What are your orders?"
   "Damage  control.  You two have created  a  pretty  mess.
And  now  you  must clean it up.  Put away your  toys."   He
sighed.   "You  will be assigned a small number  of  Golems.
Batto-class.  Gather ki."
   "Without an OverGolem to supervise--"
   "Your   stupidity  cost  us  the  only  man  capable   of
controlling an OverGolem."  Akara looked close to losing his
temper  -  something  Genichiro had never  seen,  and  never
wanted to.  "You are dismissed."
   "Yes, my Prince."  Genichiro bowed, and faded from view.
   
   * * * * *
   
   "Stand!  Bow!  Sit!"
   "Good morning, class."  Uribitake sat down and kicked his
feet up onto his desk.  "We'll start with--"
   *BANG*
   "Oh, hell.  I'm late."
   Uribitake  scowled  at  Ruri.   "Yes.   And  using   foul
language  as well.  For such a lovely girl, your  discipline
is sorely lacking.  Hallway.  Now."
   "Hai."
   
   * * * * *
   
   "I hate him."
   "You say that every day."
   "The old pervert."
   "Hey,    all    he    does    is    leer.     Not    like
Prospector...brrr..."
   Ruri  decided  never  to  be called  to  the  Principal's
office.
   "Or Yurika's father."
   "Hm?"  Ruri glanced over at Megumi.  "I've never met him.
What's wrong with him?"
   "He  likes watching Yurika get dressed.  Also, I found  a
hole bored in the wall of their toilet room.  And another in
the furo."
   Ruri frowned.  "You're right.  Uribitake-sensei isn't  so
bad."
   "Besides,  " Megumi continued.  "I hear there's  a  panty
thief in this district, that no-one's able to catch."
   "Great.  What is it with Nerima that it attracts all  the
nut cases?"
   "Shut up, out there!"
   Both  girls  fell silent for a while, then  Ruri  glanced
over to Megumi.  "How's Tsukumo doing?"
   "He's  healing  nicely.   But he  refuses  to  leave  the
house."
   "You mean he's hiding out at your house?"  Ruri gaped  at
Megumi.   "And you call Uribitake a pervert!  What has  your
mother said about this?"
   "It's not like that!  Yet.  And Mom's cool with it.  He's
in  the  guest  room, and won't go within  ten  feet  of  my
bedroom door.  Damn it."
   Ruri  looked at her askance, then turned away.  "But he's
not  done anything..."  She realized there was just  no  way
she  was  going  to get the information she  wanted  out  of
Megumi without blowing her cover.
   "Nothing at all.  But tonight we're going to see  Macross
Plus at the ND's Theatre."
   "...Right."
   "What?"
   "Akito and I are going to see the same movie."
   "NO  WAY!"   Megumi turned, a look of glee on  her  face.
"Let's make it a double date!"
   "I'd rather not."
   The classroom door opened, and Ryoko glared at them.
   Ruri blushed.  "Ah...sorry, Class Rep."
   Ryoko  ducked, and the eraser flew over her head to smack
into Ruri's forehead.
   "Shut up out there!  I'm not warning you two again!"
   Ruri peeled the eraser off of her forehead and wordlessly
handed it to Ryoko.
   
   * * * * *
   
   "Now,  class,  can someone explain what a Lagrange  Point
is?"
   "Let  me  explain."   Ai stood up quickly.   "A  Lagrange
point is a locus of gravitational stability created when two
objects orbit each other, and share a common orbit around  a
third  object.  There are five such locations created;   one
between  the  two  objects, one on either side  of  the  two
objects,  and  one  each  on thirty-degree  arcs  along  the
objects' shared orbit."
   Yurika sighed.  "And me without my bunny suit."
   "Baka."   Ruri  sighed.   "I  still  need  to  get   some
explanations from her myself."
   "Like what?"
   "Like why for some reason I'm acting like a character out
of an anime."
   "Misumaru-san."  Nakaguri-sensei turned to her.  "How  do
you  determine the location of the first Lagrange point, the
one between the two orbiting bodies?"
   Yurika  stood.   "Sensei.  Lagrange One lies  on  a  line
between  the  center of gravity of the two orbiting  bodies.
The  ratio  of  distance between the larger  object  to  the
smaller  object  is equal to the ratio of the  gravitational
fields of the larger object to the smaller one."
   Nakaguri-sensei raised an eyebrow.  "Looks  like  someone
did their homework.  And on that note...Hoshino-san."
   "Hai."  Ruri stood.
   "Lagrange  One  was  used  to  stage  the  Apollo  Eleven
mission, just prior to lunar orbit insertion.  Where did the
Apollo Eleven Lunar Excursion Module touch down, and why was
that location chosen?"
   Ruri  smirked.   This one she knew.  "Mare Tranquilitatis
was  the  site chosen because it is a relatively smooth  and
level  area.   It  does, however, have  a  high  density  of
craters  and in the last seconds before landing,  the  Eagle
had  to  be  manually piloted by Neil Armstrong to  avoid  a
sharp-rimmed ray crater measuring some 180 meters across and
30  meters deep known as West.  The Eagle landed safely some
six kilometers from the originally intended landing site."
   Nakaguri-sensei blinked.
   "It  really  is  a  nice area, though.   Very  beautiful,
especially as the sun is rising."
   "Now how would you know that, Hoshino-san?"
   "Um...Ah...I've seen the photographs..."
   "Apollo Eleven took place at high `noon'.  There were  no
photographs taken of the sunrise, as the Eagle was gone long
before sunset."
   Ruri  scrambled  for a quick recovery.   "I...saw  it  on
TV..."
   "Blink,  blink.   I  think I saw that episode  of  Sailor
Moon."
   Ruri stared at her feet.  ~I just can't win.~
   
   * * * * *
   
   Ruri was very grateful that Saturday was a half day.
   "Hey,  guys!"  Megumi leaned over to Ai, Ruri and Yurika.
"Feel like going to Houmei's?"
   "Sure!"  Yurika grinned.  "I can see Akito!"
   Ruri opened her mouth to respond, but decided against it.
She packed her books into her bookbag and grabbed her bento.
The  bento was empty - Ruri had scarfed it down just  before
science class, and was once again starving.
   Ai glanced over at Ruri.  "Why did you bother bringing  a
bento on a half day?"
   Megumi  snickered.  "Because she eats like a pig.   She's
always hungry.  I've seen her eat a banana split this big--"
Megumi  held  her hands an improbable distance apart  "--and
still be hungry."
   Ai blinked.  "That's not possible."
   "I missed breakfast!"
   Megumi  continued.   "You know those really  big  sundaes
that Houmei serves?"
   "The ones that claim to contain two litres of ice cream?"
Yurika grinned.  "I have trouble finishing one!"
   "Ruri usually orders three at a time."
   "They're good!  Besides, Akito normally makes them..."
   "So, yes, Ai, Ruri would like to go with us."
   Ruri shook her head.  "No.  I have to go home..."
   "What  for?   Lunch?   Why do you think  we're  going  to
Houmei's?"
   "But--"
   Megumi grinned.  "Oh, I know why!  It's Saturday.  You've
probably already blown all your allowance!"
   "I didn't get much this week.  I had to pay for stuff for
my cat."
   "As  opposed  to manga, eh?  Don't worry.  I'll  buy  you
something."
   Ruri almost smiled.  "Thanks, Megumi."
   She  waved  dismissively.  "Don't worry about  it.   Just
remember:  I'm buying something for you.  That doesn't  mean
`I'm paying for your meal.'"
   
   * * * * *
   
   "Ai, can I ask you something?"
   "Hm?"
   Ruri  and  Ai were alone at that instant, as  Yurika  was
busy  mooning  over  Akito and Megumi was  playing  Fighting
Kanji.
   "If  we  had  to  be stuck in a Magical Girl  anime,  why
couldn't  it  be Magic Knight Rayearth?  At least  they  had
Aestivalis."
   "Let me explain--"
   "Simple answers, please."
   "None of us can actually pilot an Aestivalis."
   "Wrong.  You are the only non-pilot among us.  Yurika has
the  implant,  and knows how to operate them - though  she's
not  great.  She's better with the UE Spacy Delphinus.   And
it was part of my training as well."
   "In combat?"
   "Well...Maybe you can answer this one.  For some  reason,
I  can't  seem  to  get a full meal in.  I'm  clumsy,  unco-
ordinated  and  for  some reason I can't  keep  my  mind  on
anything."   She decided not to mention some  of  the  other
things  she'd  noticed, like the fact that  her  IQ  sharply
dropped whenever she saw Akito.
   "Actually,  that's  very  simple  to  explain.   You  are
actually  about four centimeters taller now  than  you  were
aboard   Nadesico.   Your  proportions  are  also   slightly
different.   Furthermore, I've noticed that you are  thinner
here - much less `baby fat'.  It all stems from being older.
Therefore, your center of balance is different.  An  instant
change  in one's center of gravity will throw their  balance
off  badly.   Normally, people grow into this, as  you  were
aboard Nadesico, and are only moderately clumsy during their
teen  years.  You, on the other hand, were launched headlong
into it, gaining a year's growth literally overnight."
   "And the hunger?"
   "Your  body  is  most likely in the middle  of  a  growth
spurt.   Therefore, your metabolism is making larger demands
on  your body.  Therefore, you will need more food and  rest
than  normal.   This  would also account  for  your  chronic
tardiness at school."
   "Ummm...no,  that's simply because my alarm  clock  never
works."
   Ai blinked.  "Okay, so instead, it explains your sleeping
in class."
   "I'll  give you that one.  Although I thought it was  the
teacher...What about this cosmic conspiracy to deprive me of
meals?"
   Yurika  sat  down  next  to Ai.  "With  Golems  attacking
pretty much every day, are you surprised you're paranoid?"
   Ai  glared  at  Yurika.  "I'll do the  explaining  around
here."   She  looked  back at Ruri.   "First:   The  various
people  in  this universe - with the exception of us  three,
and possibly Akito, are mere `reflections' of the people  we
know.  Second:  Matter transported through a Bohson Jump  is
not  altered.  Neither is age.  Third:  Many Laws attributed
to  normal  reality  seem  to have  been  somewhat  altered.
Similarly,  history appears to have been  slightly  altered.
Coincidental  effects seem more common, forcing  what  would
almost  be  foregone conclusions.  As an example, no  matter
how  hard  she tries, Ruri seems unable to get to school  on
time.  Conclusion:  We are in a `parallel dimension'.  We've
been transported not only in space and time, but also across
realities.   Therefore, the technology required to  take  us
home quite likely does not exist."
   "You mean we're stuck here?"
   "Oh, no!"  Yurika moaned.  "We're lost in--"
   "Shut up, Yurika."
   Ai  leaned back.  "This is only a preliminary hypothesis.
Given  the causal nature of the universe, it is quite likely
that some trigger event will return us home."
   "Like what?  What event?"
   Ai  shrugged.   "I  have no idea.  I should  be  able  to
figure  out a better idea of what exactly is happening  with
more time."
   "How much more time?"
   "Give me about two weeks."
   "All  right."  Ruri sighed.  "In the meantime...I'm gonna
make the most of this universe."  She hopped out of her seat
and ran over to see Akito.
   
   * * * * *
   
   There  was a flash of golden glitter, and Genichiro stood
on  the  radio  antenna mounted on top of the ND  Department
Store.   Cradled under one arm was a nasty-looking piece  of
necromantic military hardware.
   "I know you're around here somewhere."
   "Squeak!"
   Genichiro scowled.  "Not you."
   The  Batto materialized in front of him, its repulsorlife
jets glowing.  He turned and pointed down to the street.
   "Many   people  out  there,  all  squandering  their   ki
in...amusement.   Send  one  quarter  of  your  brethren  to
harvest.   Let  one-quarter more search for my  enemy.   The
remainder shall lie in wait."
   
   * * * * *
   
   "School  uniform...school  uniform...what  the  heck   is
this?"   Ruri  stared at the orange crinolines  in  disgust.
"No  thanks.  School uniform...school uniform...Don't I  own
anything that looks nice?"
   "The crinolines look okay..."
   "Shut up, Omoikane.  You have no clue about fashion."
   "Like you do?"
   She pulled another hanger out of the closet, and gaped at
the  white  and pale blue dress that hung on it.   "Well...I
should  have expected this one to appear, sooner or  later."
She  pulled  the dress on quickly, then started hunting  for
shoes to match.
   
   * * * * *
   
   "Oh,  come  on!"   Yurika was whining again.   "It'll  be
fun!"
   Ai  just looked at her.  "Why do you want me to go see an
old  movie  like  that?  It's only in  two  dimensions,  for
Pete's sake."
   "Ummm...because I haven't seen it yet.  And I don't wanna
go see a movie alone!"
   "Are  you  sure it has nothing to do with the  fact  that
Ruri and Akito are going to see it?"
   "It has nothing to do with that!  I know that Akito loves
me!"
   "Then why are you so concerned about going?"
   "Because I haven't seen this movie yet.  Let's go!"
   
   * * * * *
   
   "Tsukumo!"
   Megumi  ran forward and glomped the former Dark  General,
knocking  the wind from his lungs.  He gasped, and tried  to
pry her death-grip off of him.
   "I'm  glad  to see you too, Megumi...but please...let  me
live."
   "Oh!   Sorry!"   She  released  him,  stepped  back   and
twirled.  "How do I look?"
   She was simply dressed, wearing a white cotton blouse,  a
tan  blazer and a matching tan pleated miniskirt that showed
off  a generous amount of thigh.  He glanced up and down her
form quickly, then nodded.  "You look great."
   "Thanks!"   She grabbed his arm and dragged  him  towards
the  department  store.   "Let's go;   Ruri  and  Akito  are
waiting for us."
   He paused.  "Ruri?"
   "Sure!  You remember?  The girl that came with me for the
audition.  You know...the ditz?"
   "Oh!   Right."  He shook his head.  "I thought you  meant
someone else..."
   
   * * * * *
   
   Genichiro stood, surveying the Nerima District  from  its
highest  point, atop the department store.  "I  know  you're
out there, and I will find you."
   "Squeak!"
   "You shut up."  He looked away from the rifle.  "You  are
a  worthy  adversary, and I know I shall have to search  you
out.   You will not merely walk into my sights..."  He broke
off as Tsukumo did just that.
   "Never mind."
   
   * * * * *
   
   Ruri waved to Megumi and Tsukumo.  Akito glanced over  at
them.
   "Isn't  he  a  little...old?  I mean,  if  Megumi's  only
fourteen...?"
   "And  we're any better?"  Ruri grabbed his arm and walked
over to meet the other two.  "Besides...this is Nerima."
   "Good  point.   The  only district  where  sitting  on  a
lamppost, power pole or radio tower is common."
   "Good  evening!"  Megumi bowed quickly to Ruri and Akito.
"Ready for the motion picture event of the centuty?"
   "This  is only part one, Megumi.  Part two isn't due  out
until October."
   "Details!  Anyway, we gotta get tickets before it's  sold
out.  Let's go!"
   Tsukumo stiffened.  "Genichiro..."
   "Huh?"
   "He's here!"  He moved suddenly, shoving Megumi away from
him.
   The  green  bean  lanced out and struck  Tsukumo  in  the
chest.  He collapsed with a gasp of pain.  Megumi screamed.
   "Great, not again..."  Ruri turned to Akito.  "I'm  gonna
go call an ambulance.  Get those two under some cover."
   "Hai."
   
   * * * * *
   
   "Mars Guardian, Make-UP!"
   The  light seared her eyes, all blue and gold.   The  air
around  her  rippled, and she felt waves of incredible  heat
pounding  her.  Her clothes shredded and re-formed into  the
blue  skirt,  tight-fitting golden bodysuit  and  long  blue
boots  and  gloves.  The tiara formed on her brow,  and  the
Henshin lengthened to quarterstaff proportions.
   Magical  Girl Pretty Ruri leaped onto a nearby  roof  and
scanned quickly for the sniper.  He turned out to be  rather
conspicuous;  he was the big guy with the long hair and huge
rifle jumping off of the department store's radio antenna.
   "Distortion Field!"  Ruri spun the staff in front of her.
A  glowing blue cloud formed all around her, then stabilized
into a light blue sphere.  She leapt off and landed next  to
the sniper.
   Genichiro  scanned the target area.  "Where the  heck  is
he?"   He  stiffened  slightly, at the  touch  of  a  plasma
pistol's muzzle just behind his left ear.
   "Looking for the man you just killed?"
   Yurika  and Ai stepped into view.  Yurika struck a stupid
pose.  "Evildoer, you who would disrupt the opening night of
such  a glorious movie, where young, loving couples come  to
bak in each other's radiance, where--"
   Ai smacked her once.  "Shut up, already."
   Genichiro  smiled.  "So he's dead.  My  mission  here  is
complete.   I'll leave you some of my friends, to  keep  you
entertained..."  He dissolved in a spray of golden fire.
   Sixteen  Battos  faded into view.  Yurika glanced  around
her.  "Only sixteen?  I'm insulted!"
   Ruri  quickly moved to cover Tsukumo and Megumi with  her
Distortion Field.  Tsukumo gasped, obviously in great pain.
   Megumi  looked  up at Ruri.  "He's gonna  be  all  right,
isn't he...?"
   "I don't know."  Ruri felt helpless.
   Tsukumo  coughed  once, then looked up at  Megumi.   "I'm
sorry.   For everything I've done, for not being  here  with
you.  I'm sorry."  His eyes slipped closed.
   Megumi  burst into tears, hugging Tsukumo to  her.   Ruri
stepped forward, and put a hand on her shoulder.
   The  firefight  had ground to a halt, and Yurika  and  Ai
walked  towards Ruri.  "We gotta get going.  The police  are
coming."
   "But Megumi--"
   "The police can help her.  We can't do anything more."
   "Hai."   She  stood  and  walked  away  from  Megumi  and
Tsukumo.  She glanced back, eyes growing wet.
   "He just can't win, can he?"
   
   * * * * *
   
   Author's Notes:
   Thanks to Daniel Snyder for a line we just couldn't  pass
up.
   Yes, this episode is a little gloomier than is usual  for
this  series.  But, the corresponding episode of Sailor Moon
is  equally  gloomy.  And don't worry:  We  have  plenty  of
silliness left.  Just wait for Episode 14.  :)
   Comments and Criticism can be sent to tailkinker@home.com
or to kitsy@home.com.  This story is archived in a number of
places:                              members.home.net/kitsy,
www.geocities.com/groves_ca, ftp.cs.ubc.ca/pub/archive/anime-
fan-works/Nadesico.   Flames  can  be  sent  to  the   Royal
Canadian  Air  Farce  Chicken  Cannon  Target  of  the  Week
(mailto:cannon@airfarce.com?subject=Chicken Cannon Target of
the  Week  Suggestion) - they're always looking  for  a  new
target.
   [TK]  "Hey, Kitsy, can you recommend ammunition for us if
we are selected?"
   [Kitsy]   "Hmmm...a  mix  of gerbil  food,  ketchup,  old
salad, and a fish."
   [TK]  "And don't forget the spam."
   Ja ne!